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Photo taken on August 12, 2016 shows the San Bernard River mouth (closed) looking south towards the Gulf of Mexico. The old river channel (also closed) flows to right in photo.

 

Did you hear the one about a Russian captain and an American captain debating which country builds the best submarines…they are standing at a harbor and they've been arguing for hours. The American says "Our subs have such efficient air filter systems that they can stay underwater for months at a time”. 

 

The Russian replies: "A few months? Laughable. Our Russian subs have such advanced air filters that they can stay submerged for up to a year” 

 

As the American opens his mouth to voice his reply, he's suddenly interrupted as a massive submarine surfaces right in front of them. A man steps out, looks at them and screams: "Heil Hitler, have we won zee war?"