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Happy Halloween
Posted on Oct 31st, 2011

 
Happy Halloween!!!
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...
 
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...
 
What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein...
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath...
 
What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure...
 
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